Sub-The0ry

Well, you're not anorexic. So you must be fat. A fat, ugly person. Well, you fit in with the crowd. You must be a fake. A fake wannabe. Well, you're happy. What are you hiding? You've got to be hiding something. Well, you're sad. You must be emo. An emo attention seeker. Well, you're popular. So you must be a jerk. Why would anyone like you in the first place? Well, you're quiet. You must be a nobody. Nobody at all. Well, you're you. What else could go wrong?